zumba people
- it's like we're trapped in some like, sex dungeon and we're justopening up different doors. (dramatic music) chatroulette is a website where you go and you have video conferences with total strangers. - i was always interestedin going on chatroulette, but i was a little too nervous. - there's gonna be a lotof nudity, i feel (laughs)
- bring it on. - i think chatroulette is justpeople looking for friends. - it's already hard enough to be a woman and like, you're randomlyget an unsolicited dick pic. i don't need to just like,randomly be on a site like, "let's see what's gonna happen!" - i expect some dick. - my mother's probablygonna watch this and like... - what if we see your mom on chatroulette?
- this looks like the 90's. like, this looks like aol aim. - it's so rudimentary. - it's so antiquated. - rules! - what's number one? broadcasting or offeringnudity is not allowed. - oh, it's someone in argentina. - oh, keep...
- pass. - [voiceover] okay, he's cute, hi. - wait, did they just like keep on - yeah, they're hittin' next. - oh, that's bullshit. - you're just dancin' witha guy in russia right now. see?- oh my god. - shirtless dude. another shirtless dude.
- alright he's typing. "are you lesbians?" (simultaneously) no we're not. - here's a picture ofgeorge washington, okay. - he's actually really funny (laughs) - hi. - "help me cum pleasei suck dick for boobs." (laughs) what? - this is my batman joker voice.
- oh joker voice. - i'm so serious. - oh- nice. he's wearing a gangnam style t-shirt. - oh!- oh shit! oh my god, he's packing enough. we saw a flacid penis,it was about yeah-long. just chillin' on this guy. - i like your beard.
- are you being flirty? - i'm just, you know (laughs) - have you ever heard of buzzfeed? - it is my favorite channel on youtube. - is it really? - no, i don't want tohave phone sex with you. what am i, 12? - [voiceover] oh, she's not wearing pants. - ohh.
- okay, okay. okay. - really sweet, innocent looking girl, she was very close to the camera, and then she moved back and a guy had an erect penis and she started sucking it. right in front of us. - you're a teacher? what do you teach? - i teach science.
- oh nice. - word. - oh, it's a girl! - hello!- hi! please don't show us your dick. - what brings you to chatroulette? - to practice my english, i think. - oh nice, it's very good. - that's great.
- do you know the try guys? - yeah, we know the try guys. - they are my favorite. - the try guys are your favorite? - yay! - we met someone thatwants to change the world. - that's fantastic. what a wonderful ending. we got to actually make a friend in spain.
- we didn't find anyone that was nice, and it just was like, itjust felt empty and isolated. - yeah. - and alone. - it's a very dark place of the internet. - it felt like fishing. you know, like once you caught one, i didn't want to offend him, i didn't want to scare him off.
i wanted to have a conversation. - i kinda, you know, gainedtrust and faith in chatroulette. - what could be verydeep, is very shallow. - yes, there is that onepercent chance you're gonna find someone awesome, like we found david. but then there's 99 percentchance that you're just gonna be completely scarred forthe rest of your life. - just dicks everywhere, like just dicks assaulting your face.
just dicks in your dreams. just dick nightmare. dick surprise. - it's here! it's here! (girls simultaneously) - it's here! - it's here. - it's here. get it. - get it.- get it. - there, i think i got it. get it.
- yeah, you got it.
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